senorpond: when you wake up angry in the morning and somebody says “you must have got up out of the wrong side of the bed” excuse me my bed is up against the wall it isn’t my fault that i can only get out one side you motherfucker
Cosmo sex tip #368
cosmo-sex-tips: Pour Diet Coke into your vagina and tape Mentos to his dick for a real sexplosion.
It failed because I started to love you.
So much can happen in so little time.
cybergay: sleeping all day is a great way to avoid dealing with anything ever
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